Quotes about attention whores. 12 Selfies That Tell The World You're A Narcissist

12 Selfies That Tell The World You're A Narcissist

Quotes about attention whores

But documenting your pet's every move needs to stop. You're doing your business but you look damn good doing it? His narcissistic selfie game is A+, often switching up between peace signs, hands in his pants, and bed-head selfies. Snapping a picture of your 2 in the bowl? But even worse then disaster selfies documenting your own ordeal, is hustling desperately for attention using someone else's true misery. Didn't think about that one, did ya? Here are the 12 most ridiculously obvious attention-seeking selfies that you really need to stop taking. After all, who cares about the law?.

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12 Selfies That Tell The World You're A Narcissist

Quotes about attention whores

Get completely smashed before hosting The Oscars, maintain a good un-shaven ratio, and, of course, get your celebrity status to skyrocket by documenting super awkward images of yourself. You're hangry to desperate levels for those likes, retweets, pins, and hearts. We agreed the first few times you posted Fifi's photo. He could probably make any of the other selfies look good! Naturally, your first instinct is to take a behind you, of course! You should probably make sure there's no mirror reflection in your picture either. The casket makes a great background drop and the flower bouquets will bring out the color of your all-black attire. While you're at it, don't stop at stop lights or yield to pedestrians or oncoming traffic, either.

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12 Selfies That Tell The World You're A Narcissist

Quotes about attention whores

You're clearly already looking at yourself in the mirror to admire yourself. Even is hip on this trend, posting a jail selfie for the world to see. Don't violate that boundary by showing us your toilet selfie! They don't even come close to James Franco selfies. Be sure to mention the horrid smell of smoldering metal and your narrow escape with only minor scratches. Maybe you're trying to make us all feel bad that you're in shape — but at least we don't look like a complete toolbag. So, what am I talking about specifically? Whether or not your pet wants a camera's flash in his or her fluffy face doesn't really matter to you as long as you look good.

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12 Selfies That Tell The World You're A Narcissist

Quotes about attention whores

Funerals and wakes are extremely depressing; nobody actually wants to go, but it's the right thing to do as a sign of respect. And hey, screw the safety of others, right? A building exploded and collapsed in , lives are ruined — better take a selfie! Might as well send a ShitChat to everyone on SnapChat, too. Even though you were up all night in pain, styling your hair and applying makeup are a must. You just had a great workout, you're covered in sweat, and 100% ready to take a selfie in the gym mirror where everyone in close range can see you. These selfies tell quite a riveting story.

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12 Selfies That Tell The World You're A Narcissist

Quotes about attention whores

The bathroom stall walls shield this view from others for a reason. You think you come across amazing and interesting, but in truth, we're wondering if mental illness is your issue. First, a picture with you and your boo, looking nice after a date or getting ready to go on your honeymoon. I'm sure the deceased is happy their death served your own narcissistic intentions. And what better way to show your respect then with a.

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12 Selfies That Tell The World You're A Narcissist

Quotes about attention whores

And if you crash, at least you looked good doing it and you might even get to take a selfie with the wreckage! Do you really need to share that in a selfie, too? So, if you want to be like him, you must get into the right mindset. Follow this with a shot of you both in bed, under the covers, mostly naked and clearly ready for action. You thought funeral selfies are wrong? You really only need one hand on the wheel. Your disheveled look is bordering on porn but sex sells so you're bound to gain new followers and hearts. And the rest of us are rolling our eyes at you. . .

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12 Selfies That Tell The World You're A Narcissist

Quotes about attention whores

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